It's That Time of Year Again

MERRY CHRISTMAS
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole >town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}

-- by Frank Carey
[originally appeared in RHF in 1988]

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