"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs.
You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"One cat just leads to another."
- Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called;
cats take a message and get back to you later."
- Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a
good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
- Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
- Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats."
- Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
- Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
- Colette

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
- Anonymous

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
- Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm
to ask for what you want."
- Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
- John S. Nichols

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats,
for they are subtle and will p**s on your computer."
- Bruce Graham

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."

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